I really do not understand why people can manage to squish an 'F' bomb in between every single word that they say. I can understand if someone gets extremely frustrated or so startled, that a word or two might squeak out by accident, unless you're Gordon Ramsey. I don't get why people would swear so excessively.
Prime example goes like this. Last week, I was walking over to a Tim Hortons and I pass by a donair shop. There were two guys behind me, by about ten to fifteen feet, then one guy stops and stares at the "Sorry, we're closed" sign and says, "is this play f*ckin' open?" First of all, if I was that kind of guy, but cleary am not, I'd turn around and do exactly the same by saying "no sh*t sherlock" and then get beat to a pulp. Then, you can obviously see that huge "closed" sign thats hanging on the door, but the guy still has to ask. And since we're all about being lazy and laid back nowadays, save yourself a half second and take out that word. Does adding that word into your sentence make you any cooler? I don't know, you tell me.
Then, today, when I walk out of a Wal-Mart somewhat being disappointed in myself for not buying the PlayStation2 I said I was going to buy after exams, a girl says something similar to what the guy and his favorite donair shop said. Except this time, the girl was with her junior high friends, you can tell just by the way they dress and put make up on, smokin' up their joint and saying, "there is no f*ckin' way I'm f*ckin' going to that f*ckin' party with that f*ckin' retarded b*tch." Case and point, no further explanation required.
I don't know, does swearing make you more attractive? Maybe it goes hand in hand with smoking; if you smoke and swear between every syllable, you're the best person on earth.
On the other hand, I really need a new guitar now =D
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